This is Lauren. As in Bacall. She is effortlessly chic. She weighs four ounces. She will not make you warm, or cause distress of any kind. She will shade your lovely nose. She goes with everything, even when the weather is scorching. And now, she may be yours, in your choice of color and size. Wear her to that dinner next week, or to the dog park, or better yet, to the movies – maybe one with Bogey and Bacall, or perhaps a little Danny DeVito and Billy Crystal in this heat.
Larry: Do you say the night was humid? Or do you say the night was moist? That's writing.
Momma: The night was sultry.
Momma is always right. Just like Lauren. xo